If you won't pay attention to the title, then mayhap a sampling of a conversation during the wee hours this morning will convince you to keep me away from the little ones: Brenda Bryce: What have you been up to this weekend? T&B: [I've]... been trying to catch up on edits and visiting with my brother and his family. Don't ever let a baby near me, btw. They're SOOOO soft that I can't but help wanting to squeeze them like Charmins. Just call me Mrs Whipple. Brenda Bryce: LOL, they are not for squeezing. they puke on a person when that happens. T&B: Well, then, they shouldn't come in such deceptive and adorable packaging. Sheesh. Brenda Bryce: Hahahaha. Yes, that's true. For those not in the US, Charmins are a brand of very soft toilet tissue, and there was a running gag on the TV advertisements wherein a Mr Whipple, who always warned patrons in a grocery store to not squeeze the Charmins, was himself driven to find ways to surreptitiously squeeze the 4-pack tissues... and was invariably caught in the act. [For more comments, click here.] |
Yes, you surely have! And you'll be getting in more practise in a few more months. Mwahahahahaha!
Wait till you have your own; I'll be able to put the pooching moves on your kids, too! Bwahahahahahaha! ;-D