Tea and Books, etc.

How about 10 reasons why not to avoid you too? Number one could be that you have a good sense of humour?

PS Has someone upset you or are you feeling cynical?

 

Awww, Fuff!

*crimson-faced*

That's so sweet! And very undeserved, but mega ta's! :-)

No, no, I'm actually in a fairly good mood, thanks, and cynicism is my middle name! :-D But you have given me some ideas for 10 reasons not to avoid me. :-D Tee hee!

How are you this late afternoon? :0)

 

Those are 10 Reasons why I CAN'T avoid you!

 

LOL!

 

Bored as usual T, off out in the rain I think, got to be better than sitting indoors.

 

Thanks, Doc.

Really, you and Fuff, are causing my already-galaxy-sized head to expand ever further. This might explain those conflicting expansion/contraction theories about the universe.

Honest! ;-)

 

I love the rain, Fuff. Well, thunderstorms and the like!

Enjoy but be safe! :-)

 

Hey! Hey! I see you have a quote by Kellogs AllBran at teh top of this blog. Very nice :)

 

Maybe more fiber...

I am sorry I do watch TV. I keep threatening to pull the plug, but there are times I just need to watch somethign that doesn't require my mind to be shifted out of neutral.

I think your blog is funny anyway.

 

Jack: Kellog's All Bran? Huh? I see you made it across the blogs safely. :-)

Phosgene Kid: Thank you very much! I suspect over half of what I write is unintentionally funny, but I appreciate your kind words. :-D

As for TV, no worries. If I had cable and the time, I'd watch The History Channel, Discovery Channel, other nature/learning type channels and Cartoon Network 24/7.

 

10 Reasons To Avoid Me
1. I don't do hugs or air kisses.
2. I'll hate you if you bite your fork.
3. I'll hate you if I notice you bite your nails.
4. I'll hate you if you arrive chewing gum.Even if you bin it, I'll still hate you forever for having considered chewing gum.
5. Sometimes I don't want to talk and so I won't.
6. If you're a guy and you stay over for a shag, I'll want you to leave first thing in the morning so that I can settle down to breakfast and the paper. I mean, first thing. No coffee. Nothing. Put y'er bloomers back on and get the hell out of my house.
7. I'll hate you if you eat crisps as a snack.
8. If you actually buy fashion magazines, I won't take you seriously.
9. I don't leave questions in threads.
10. I loathe people who leave questions to be answered in threads. This is what google is for.

 

Please Doris, speak your mind will you.

 

you mean you do not have a sense of humour??? oh well, that means i must not have one too =D

Anyway, if that list is really reason to avoid you then people should start avoiding me too, i guess...

cheers!!

 

Awwww, Angel! Good to see you back! :-D And, yes, positively I have no sense of humour. But we can still be friends, yes? ;-)

Doris: I'm afraid I am part of your banned group since I am guilty of at least a few of your no-no's...

1. I do do hugs or air kisses with my friends and family.
3. I do bite my nails, which is one reason I keep them excruciatingly short.
7. Crisps as a snack are among my favourites.
9. I do leave questions in threads, for how else would I get an answer? :-)

 

TB,
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Okay, what's your favourite flavor for crisps?
I see you as a sour cream and onion kind of girl.


[Oh dear, I just broke one of my rules. I asked a question!]

 

Lol, Doris.

I do like sour cream and onion, yes (and pray tell, how did you guess?), as well as salt and vinegar. Truthfully, I like pretty much all crisps. ;-)

You?