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Sunday, May 07, 2006
More Quizzes and the Like
Okay, you can blame Nanuk and Schnubelhopper for these, because heaven forfend I actually take responsibility for my own actions. Uh huh. Righty-o. (I don't know why the percentages do not add up to 100%, or even a proximity thereof. However, if you take a look at the Quiz Farm site, it's likely that you'll conjure up images of teens or younger who can't spell or count.)

Good grief, 3 versions of the What group quiz, 2 for the mental illness category and 2 pages for the death category (no, I did not do each one. I'm colonic but I'm not insane... yet).


You scored as Preppy.

Preppy

25%

Rocker, Mosher

25%

Goth

20%

Emo

20%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

10%

Trendy

5%

Skater

0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Preppy Etc
created with QuizFarm.com

Have no idea how I scored this (even as I corrected some misspellings above) since 1/ I am no clothes horse and barely know the meaning of 'fashion', and 2/ most of this quiz didn't apply to me.

You scored as borderline. You're OK, just cheer up a little.

Borderline

58%

Too happy

46%

Stressed

33%

Depression

29%

Eating disorder

21%

Angry

13%

PSYCHO!!

0%
what mental disorder do you have...
created with QuizFarm.com

How very odd that the breakdown of my mental disorders is different from Schnubelhopper's. Had to fix some consistency issues above.

You scored as Passion. Whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competitive almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?

Eyes full of Pain

42%

Passion

42%

Mysterious

33%

Diamond Eyes

25%

What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
created with QuizFarm.com

Huh? I'm very competitive? Er, no. As for others flocking to me, yeah, right. Had to fix sentence structure and a misspelling.

You scored as Abs/Stomach. You are an abs/stomach guy/girl.

Abs/Stomach

58%

Penis

50%

Boobs

33%

Face

33%

Butt

8%

What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)
created with QuizFarm.com

Good grief. No. Eyes and hands, thanks very much. Had to fix grammar and spelling on this one.

You scored as You're nothing. You're so sweet that you aren't one of those nasty STD's... lucky you!

You're nothing

88%

You are Crabs

50%

You're the Herpes virus

38%

You are the HIV/AIDS virus

25%
What STD are you?
created with QuizFarm.com

Great; it's nice to be told I'm nothing by a lousy quiz, lol. Only had to fix the ellipse on this one (missing the last dot).

You scored as Nerdy Girl.

Nerdy Girl

63%

Hippy

56%

Loser

44%

Goth

38%

Athletic Tomboy

38%

Popular Bitch

25%

Slut

13%

Preppy Girl

13%

What type of girl are you?!!
created with QuizFarm.com

Shocking. I didn't have to edit this one at all. What is the world coming to?


You scored as Poison because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.

Poison

73%

Suffocated

67%

Suicide

60%

Bomb

53%

Gunshot

53%

Disease

53%

Natural Causes

53%

Disappear

40%

Eaten

33%

Cut Throat

33%

Stabbed

27%

Accident

27%

Drowning

27%

How Will You Die??
created with QuizFarm.com

This is probably true. Had to fix spelling and grammar.
posted by Cheshire Cat @ 5/07/2006 03:47:00 am  
9 teabag(s) brewed:
  • At 07 May, 2006 07:03, Blogger nanuk said…

    What's with the stats, but the way? The responses to a survey don't add up anywhere's near 100%, or am I to assume that, say, your attraction to penises is only 50% of a normal person?

    But now you've got me started. I notice that quizfarm allows you to create your own quiz. Up to the challenge, T&B? For next Sunday's (May 13)post?

     
  • At 07 May, 2006 15:20, Blogger Cheshire Cat said…

    My dear Nanuk, considering that I actually had to do editing on these quizzes, did you really expect the numbers to add up? Silly you. lol.

    Honestly, I have no idea how these quizzes were scored (as you could see I disagreed with the results. And given the editing, I expect most of these were created by youngsters whose concept of math is to reach for a calculator... or not.

    I noticed that you removed your beverage quiz from your site. :-/

    You're challenging moi to a quizmaker? Have you forgotten I'm creatively deficient? And that I'm not competitive? lol.

     
  • At 07 May, 2006 15:30, Blogger Jose Chavez said…

    LOL I TAKE OFFENSE BY THAT I R A TEEN!!11

    Anyways, I think that it's something like what naruk said. EG: in the scale of 1 to 10 you scored 2.5 preppy, 5 on some other thing etcetera. I hope I cleared that for you, and yes it would make more sense if the numbers sumed up made a 100. But then again, i've seen GDP figures that are even worse than this lol

     
  • At 07 May, 2006 17:37, Blogger Fuff said…

    I got as far as being a rocker, mosher slut that will die of poisoning. Erk.

     
  • At 07 May, 2006 17:54, Blogger Cheshire Cat said…

    Lol, Schnubelhopper. You write much too well to be lumped in with the rest of the teens (or even young adults). :-)

    Despite your explanation, I still don't see how these things are scored. :-O Just call me mentally defincient as well.

    Fuff: Lol. No worries, Princess; of the quizzes I've posted here, only 1 remotely sounded right and that was the manner of my death, lol, therefore I don't think you need worry about your results.

     
  • At 07 May, 2006 17:58, Blogger Cheshire Cat said…

    Um, that should have been "deficient," not "defincient," and I missed a closed parens in my response to Nanuk, both thereby proving my very words of my lack of grey matter.

     
  • At 09 May, 2006 02:16, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said…

    All right, enough of the quiz stuff. For years and years I took test after test to make it through school, to drive a car, and so forth. Tests, no matter how inane are not fun. Just like the idiots that keep yakking about “Fun Runs” What the hell is that? Is the next level in fun whacking one’s self in the head with a hammer and then stopping suddenly to enjoy the rush of no more pain?

     
  • At 09 May, 2006 18:57, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said…

    Cool Blogger has chosen to insert Martian alphabet into my comment - how do they do that??

     
  • At 10 May, 2006 18:02, Blogger Cheshire Cat said…

    Lol, PK. I use the quizzes as a way of destressing. They are NOT remotely like any of the tests I've actually undergone in school or elsewhere (thank goodness!)

    And yes, I'm noticing that some odd characters are appearing in my posts and now a comment. Blogger must be tired.

     
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