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Monday, December 12, 2005
Some More eBay Fairy Dolls to Mention
You might remember me mentioning 2 cute B.N. fairy dolls with spells from the UK that were being sold on eBay.

I should have said then that there were a total of 5, but now a whole bunch more have shown up! They're so adorable! I'm only going to post the original 3 I saw but did not post, plus 4 new ones. You can see them all here.


B.N.W.T Hen Night Fairy Doll With a Magic Spell

As it will soon be my wedding day
I need some magic to keep me partying away
So when I am wearing L plates and a veil
Help me flirt with every available male.
Then as I get increasingly drunk
Remind me I've already found the perfect hunk.

B.N.W.T Chocolate Lovers Fairy Doll With a Magic Spell

Milk and Plain and even White
All are chcolates I love to bite.
And as I need an everlasting supply
To this Magical Spell I apply.
Give me an endless flowing stock
Of my favourite bars of choc
And whilst I'm commiting this feasting sin
Keep me gorgeous and incredibly thin.

B.N. Fairy Doll With a Magic Spell to Repair Virginity

Slapper I am, Slapper I be.
Sprites of Youth hear my plea
Please repair what once I did lose
The night I had too much booze.
Make me afresh, make me anew
Stuff up well my open flue.



Gay Male Fairy Doll With Magic Spell for a Good Sex Life

My sex life is now very sad
And goes from dull to extremely bad.
So I call on the powers of debauchery
To make my life more of an orgy.
I'd like to swing from the chandelier
And use with style my God-given gear.


Fairy Doll With a Magic Spell for a Smaller Bum

Big is my bum, big are my thighs
Because I've eaten too many deep fries.
Make this Magic work really hard
To take away my excess lard
Make me trim, make me slim
So I can give up the bloody gym.


Male Fairy Doll With a Magic Spell to Cure Baldness

Slaphead I am,
Slaphead I be.
Totally bald for the world to see.
No more wigs shall I need
Once my head begins to seed.
So give me locks of wonderful hair
That covers my head everywhere.

Male Gnome Doll With a Magic Spell for a Beer Belly

My belly's been stretched by gallons of beer
And I've appeared pregnant for years and years.
So I call upon this Magic Power
To fall on me in a shimmering shower.
To take away my excess weight
So I no longer like a shipping crate
Make me slim, make me thin
So I can see where my feet begin.

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posted by Cheshire Cat @ 12/12/2005 04:14:00 am  
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